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morris dancers
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niplgripper
2007-08-09 19:44:58 UTC
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Why don't you ever see Jewish morris dancers.......? Cause
you have to be a complete prick to be a morris
dancer,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, !!!
phylkat
2007-08-09 20:04:02 UTC
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I like that, made me smile I was going to send it to another group I belong
to but there's a lot of 'yanks' in there & it would set up a whole lot of
questions, ie "What is a Morris Dancer"? can't be bothered.
Post by niplgripper
Why don't you ever see Jewish morris dancers.......? Cause
you have to be a complete prick to be a morris
dancer,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, !!!
Adelaide
2007-08-10 14:37:22 UTC
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phylkat wrote Thu, 09 Aug 2007 20:04:02 GMT
Post by phylkat
Post by niplgripper
Why don't you ever see Jewish morris dancers.......? Cause
you have to be a complete prick to be a morris
dancer,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, !!!
I like that, made me smile I was going to send it to another group I belong
to but there's a lot of 'yanks' in there & it would set up a whole lot of
questions, ie "What is a Morris Dancer"? can't be bothered.
They'd also likely miss the joke, circumcision is nearly universally
performed on male infants immediately after birth in the US (I'm
told delaying it for the ceremony is a problem for Jewish parents).

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Warning: US context! US context! US context!

Two women both named 'Mrs John Jones' happened to be in the
maternity ward at the same time; not surprisingly, the staff
constantly got them confused, wrong medicines etc. But one Mr Jones
really hit the roof when he got the bill. 'You idiots! First you
give my wife the wrong medicines, even mixed the babies up, now
you're charging me for her circumcision the day before our daughter
was born!'

Adelaide
niplgripper
2007-08-10 21:04:45 UTC
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Post by Adelaide
phylkat wrote Thu, 09 Aug 2007 20:04:02 GMT
Post by phylkat
Post by niplgripper
Why don't you ever see Jewish morris dancers.......? Cause
you have to be a complete prick to be a morris
dancer,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, !!!
I like that, made me smile I was going to send it to another group I belong
to but there's a lot of 'yanks' in there & it would set up a whole lot of
questions, ie "What is a Morris Dancer"? can't be bothered.
They'd also likely miss the joke, circumcision is nearly universally
performed on male infants immediately after birth in the US (I'm
told delaying it for the ceremony is a problem for Jewish parents).
--------
Warning: US context! US context! US context!
Two women both named 'Mrs John Jones' happened to be in the
maternity ward at the same time; not surprisingly, the staff
constantly got them confused, wrong medicines etc. But one Mr Jones
really hit the roof when he got the bill. 'You idiots! First you
give my wife the wrong medicines, even mixed the babies up, now
you're charging me for her circumcision the day before our daughter
was born!'
Adelaide
I've always found it such a shame that jewish boys are not
circumcised, down to their testicles; would have saved the world a few
problems, not only that but they look such clitorises in those silly
black hats. oh my lord, what have I said, and there is a thunder storm
brewing, no no not the lightning!!! aaarg,

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